A Guide to Danny's Secret Lingo

Me: "You reek of sweat. Ew. Change your top.

Friend: "Okay." 

Me: "And please stop being oh so clingy. You act like a freaking toddler." 

Friend: "Okay." 

Me: "Also, your laugh sounds like fart sometimes." 

Friend: "Okay." 

Me: "Only sometimes." 

Friend: "Okay." 

Me: "I'm trying to tell you I love you." 

Friend: "What?" 

Me: "What?"

#DefineAwkward

#ThatLastBitDidntActuallyHappenButInMyHeadItDid

Bottomline: #WhenIThrowInsultsAtYouItOnlyMeansILOVEYOUOkay